Below Deck Recap Milky Stains, Boozey Douche Model and an Insta-lesbian
Well, zip up your pants kids, Penis TowelGate 2014 has ended and it resulted in an $18,000 tip from Dean the douche canoe, who maybe turned out to be slightly less douche canoey than we thought. Douche...
View ArticleSons of Anarchy: Say What?
Greetings, TTTV’ers! Welcome back to Charming, the best little town in sort-of-northern California. We open with a “smoky” montage: This episode is brought to you by the good folks at Philip Morris....
View ArticleTop Chef Duels – Jen v. Nyesha in a battle of…women?
Howdy, Trash Peeps! (OMG, wouldn’t an Oscar the Grouch green Peep be AWESOME? But I digress…) Hope you’re diggin’ the new site, and thanks for being patient as we all get used to it. Tonight’s chefs...
View ArticleBig Brother in 2 Minutes #13: Twitter Sobs
This week on Big Brother in 2 Minutes, Frankie Grande makes the internet cry, Caleb forces Julie to play peek a boo, and Victoria claps. Want more RonnieK? I also co-host the Watch What Crappens Bravo...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – G.I. J-oh no…
Previously on Face Off, Sasha was saved from elimination. There are still a crap ton of contestants remaining that I may or may not be able to tell apart. We open with the contestants on a battle...
View ArticleKim of Queens Season 2 Episode 1: The Angry Queen
Hello Trash Talkers! How did everyone enjoy the premiere of Season 2? Our favorite reality queen Kim Gravel has returned and looks every bit the former pageant winner that she is. Let’s check it out...
View ArticleDance Moms Recap: Another One Bites the Dust
Hello Trashellinas! Many of you have been wondering when karma was going to visit Abby. Here’s hoping this is a sign of things yet to come. The group dance this episode was so embarrassing even I...
View ArticleTop Chef Duels Recap – Jen v. Nyesha go together like seafood and cheese
Hello again, Top Chef Duels and Trash-lovin’ fools! This week’s match-up had me a little nervous, I don’t mind telling you. Last time Season 6’s 4th-place finisher Jen Carroll was on Top Chef (All...
View ArticleBoardwalk Empire Recap: Greetings from Havana!
Welcome back, Trashmii. You know what I noticed this week? No one will rush Terence Winter into ending his series. He came in densely plotted and oblique, and by gumb, he’ll go out that way, too....
View ArticleLast Day! Watch What Crappens Nominated for LA Weekly’s Best Podcast!
Watch What Crappens was nominated for LA Weekly’s Best Podcast! It’s the last day to vote, so if you have a sec, run over there and do us a solid! Head to this link and cast your vote! Thanks so much...
View ArticleSleepy Hollow: Totally pwnd every season finale ever.
Sleepyhead Trashies, because I love you, I’ve held this recap of the S1 2-part finale until the day before S2 starts so all the awesome insanity is fresh in your mind. YOU’RE WELCOME! Part the First:...
View ArticleMinicap: Boardwalk Empire
An assassin, a bootlegger and Joe Kennedy walk into a bar: Which one’s the biggest crook? Hey Trashmii! Man, the 1930s are depressing, aren’t they? I mean, I know they were depressing in real life what...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Child’s Play
Hello, all! I’m covering this week, and psyched to be covering this thoroughly awkward episode. Previously on Project Runway… Fade was eliminated for his inability to step out of early 90s...
View ArticlePlay Fantasy Survivor With TrashTalkTV!
A new season of Survivor will be starting up this Wednesday before the Big Brother finale, which means our beloved PottyMouth will be stepping back up to the plate for another season of hilarious...
View ArticleSleepy Hollow: This Is War Minicap
AW YIS, Sleepy Hollow is back with a glorious S2 kick off that was everything we love about this show. It was witty and intense, full of drama and danger, twists and turns, nekkid Founding Fathers and...
View ArticleDoctor Who Recap : The Hammer of Plot has Fallen
Heya Trashies! Sorry its a bit tardy, I got stuck writing an essay instead. Having my own TARDIS would’ve been handy this week. Although if I did get one inevitably I’d abuse it by getting gambling...
View ArticleThe Blacklist Minicap: Lord Baltimore
So I binge watched all of S1 of The Blacklist in a weekend recently then emailed Ronnie all “PLEASE LET ME RECAP IT!” He said yes because he’s knows all caps are scary. S2 opens an unknown period of...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: Pump Up the Jam
Hi, Trashies! It’s another week of Dancing With the Stars. Of course, it’s another two night show. Why do we need this for the second episode? Come on, ABC. Cut me a break here! Anyway, last week we...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #145: Letter to Giner
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are back to talk crap about Real Housewives of Melbourne, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Below Deck and The Singles Project. Bonus audio blog...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 4 Episode 29 Minicap: Good vs. Evil
Chloe, the Goddess of Goodness and Kindness. Hello Trashellinas! For those of you who tuned in last night, you know we have a lot to bitch about. I hope everyone’s televisions made it through the...
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