Minicap: Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons
Hey Kardishi-FANS — welcome back! Have we all been suffering from Kardashian withdrawal over the last 8 weeks??? I know I have! But let’s get right to it — this new show looks like a wild ride. To...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: Milk That Goat!
Seven teams left, this season is flying by. Or maybe it just feels like that because we’re so old. We’re back in Morocco and BestieBikers are rearing to go. They came in first place again last week so...
View ArticleManzo’d With Children Recap: Tat-snooze and Bore-ting
Thank sweet baby Jesus hair. We are at the end of quite possibly the worst show ever produced on Bravo, and yes, I’m including Pwegnant in Hews and Most Eligible Dallas. GOD this show sucked donkey....
View ArticleSons of Anarchy: Two Big-Ass Blackbirds Baked in a Pie
Hola, TTTV’ers! Another week in Charming, another opportunity to say goodbye to a few, albeit minor, characters. Jax is back on the roof, just like the old days. Tough guy fetal position This time,...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Minicap: It’s All Happening!
Vanderpump Rules is BACK. I have been waiting for this for a while, and it did not disappoint. That doesn’t mean I’m not disappointed in these dirtbags or their life choices, but we’ll get there....
View ArticleDWTS Recap: It Takes Two
Hey, there, Trashies! I hope you’re doing well this fine Monday evening. Tonight’s theme on Dancing with the Stars is “dynamic duos.” Our couples will be dancing as famous pairs. Also, the person with...
View ArticleThe Voice Recap: The Ridiculosity of Captain Squirly
The last night of the knock outs! Thank heavens!!!! We start with the judges dogging each other about how awesome their teams are. Adam brags that his is the best and Gwen says her team is...
View ArticleTop Chef Recap: Peanuts And Crapperjack
Happy Post-Halloween, Tee-Tee-Tee’ers! Did you all parade around dressed up in something scary? Or sexy? Or (hopefully) both? Did you play pranks to frighten your friends? Did you get sick from...
View ArticleBad Girls Club Redemption Recap: Episode 5, “Glitter Beef”
Welcome back, Trash Talkers, The Crusher here reporting for duty. This season is chugging along with lots of booze-fueled drama–let’s plunge right into this weeks crazy, mixed-up episode. Judi and...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Recap: One Flies Into the Cuckoo’s Nest
Hello again Trash bags! This week, we got a Beth centric episode of the Walking Dead. It was pretty bizarre. It almost didn’t even seem like I was watching the same show. I still thought it was a solid...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #151: You Can Return Everything…Almost
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) have a lot of new to be grateful for. Vanderpump Rules is back and Euros of Hollywood is a gift from the Bravo gods. Oh, don’t worry. We will...
View ArticleDr Who Recap: ‘I’m not going to kill you until you say something nice’
Heya Trashies The finale begins! Although I liked this episode, opinion amongst the fans I know has been polarized, with some hating it, which makes it a bit of a curate’s egg in the end. First off, a...
View ArticleBelow Deck Reunion Recap
Welcome Aboard, Trashies! We are walking the gang plank here, kids. If my eye is making you dizzy put one foot on the floor Miss Andy is wearing an Ohana shirt. His wonky eye is making MisRed a little...
View ArticleChrisley Knows Best Recap High Blood Pressure
Chrisley opens with lovely, churchy, trumpet music. So fitting for the crazy. Last week Chase turned 18, moving out in a fit of independence (to Grandma’s) and then returning home 4 hours later. Oh,...
View ArticleKourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons: Trouble in Paradise
So, welcome back to Kardashianland! Well, here we are in the Hamptons. Kourtney thought this would be a good idea to escape to the Hamptons for the summer, with her kids, and force Scott and...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: They’re Back and Worse Than Ever. Period.
Greetings! I am so excited that Vanderpump Rules is back, and not just so that Bravo will stop playing that promo with that song about being one of the cool kids, but because this is the first show I...
View ArticleVIDEO: Survivor in 2 Minutes: Fail Mix
In this week’s Survivor in 2 Minutes: snacks ruin lives. Want more RonnieK? In addition to making Survivor in 2 Minutes videos this season, I co-host the Watch What Crappens Bravo Podcast. You can also...
View ArticleMinicap: Top Chef Baaaahst’n
Cheers, Trashmii, and Happy Post-Election Day! No matter what your political leanings, I’m sure we can all be glad we don’t have to look at any more goddamned red, white and blue signs, answer...
View ArticleCouple’s Therapy Recap: Shucky Ducky Quack Quack
Previously: Nikki cried a LOT. Treach met with his father, who is about as out of touch as someone who never actually raised their child would be. We are back in the trenches. When your parents abandon...
View ArticleProject Runway All Stars: Unconventional Warfare
Previously on Project Runway All Stars, Alexandria smiled, the Uptown Girl was the big loser and Patricia ululated her way off the stage and into our hearts. This week opens with a montage of...
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