How To Get Away With Murder Minicap: Dead Eyes Strikes Again
Hey Trash fans! After last week’s episode it seems the writers felt they gave us too much of a good thing, and decided to turn the focus on everyone’s favorite soul-sucker, Dead Eyes. Boo! I demand a...
View ArticleNail’d It Recap: It’s the Opposite of Good
Hey, trashtalkers! I’m back and feeling better, thanks! And I’m FULL of information! The internet told me the host of this train wreck is on another show called The Real. Did the rest of you know this?...
View ArticleProject Runway Threads Recap: Only Fifteen
Hello my loves, I’m going to be honest right now. I am very tired and not in the mood to write this recap. This Hungarian cow gets it. You know the game by now. Christian, Ingrid, Vanessa. $25,000 in...
View ArticleHow To Get Away With Murder Recap: The Art of Proper Nail Care
Hi Trash Fans we are getting close to finally figuring out who murdered who, which will hopefully bring an end to being forced to watch footage of the bonfire, spinning cheerleaders and rigged coin...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: Turn Down for…What?!
Hi, Trashies. Tonight, it’s America’s Choice Night here on Dancing With the Stars. Simply, the viewers get to pick the dances and songs for each of our couples. Was there a list of songs that could be...
View ArticleMinicap: Vanderpump Rules
Hey kids! This week we learned some powerful lessons. I’m pretty sure a few of these are repeats of lessons learned in past seasons, but these people are not the smartest, so here we go again! We...
View ArticleThe Voice Recap: Damien and Craig Out Sing Everybody
It is FINALLY time for the live play-offs. We have made it through blinds, battles and knockouts. I don’t know how we’ve made it through, but we have. Now, we only have 47 episodes of live shows till...
View ArticleAHS Freakshow Recap: Pink Cupcakes
We open at a fancy-pants party at the American Morbidity Museum, which is where we were first introduced to The Professor and MaryAnn/Esmerelda. But that’s not important because this is just part of...
View ArticleThe Voice Recap: Escape from Karaoke Town (They Incorporated)
Last night we were treated to amazing performances by all but one from Team Adam and by okay performances from Blake’s ladies. Blake’s guys however did very well. Tonight we hear from Team Gwen and...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: Quittitch
Hi again Trashmi! We all know from the previews that this episode brings us the merge which this time around brings me annoyance because we’re now going into the second week in a row where the previous...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Stand By Your…Self
The real housewives are back minus one airhead and plus one Amadeus wig. Yes, NeNe is going for a new look: Gretchen Rossi with a tan and a job Yes, NeNe has another job on the west coast. She’s...
View ArticleTop Chef Recap: Where Everybody Knows You’re Lame
Hey Trashmii… I’m just going to jump right in here. I’m sure you’ve all heard by now that Top Chef Boston‘s Resident Asshat™ Aaron Gristle was arrested last week and is being charged with domestic...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Recap: Road Trip
What up trashbags? If you are reading this, you should know that you are awesome. Also, Happy Veterans Day. Thank you to all of you who have served. This week is all about the D.C. crew and is sans...
View ArticleBad Girls Club Redemption Recap: “Rocky-ing the Boat”…
Welcome back Trash Talkers, The Crusher once again reporting! We have a SUPER busy week as the Bad Girls fight their way to redemption…so let’s break this episode down, shall we? We open with Judi...
View ArticleDr Who Recap: Call me Mary Poppins one more time, I dare you
Heya Trashies So, the end is nigh, and as this weeks episode is called ‘Death in Heaven’ that may well be true for more than just the series. ‘Course, the series itself is looking a bit on the critical...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #152: It’s Jail Time for the Apollo
It’s Bravo overload this week on Watch What Crappens. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) embrace the return of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” while happily putting “New...
View ArticleThe Voice Results Recap: All My Hope is Gone Except for….
Result shows are satan’s best friend. I have no patience to watch a bunch of people have panic attacks. It messes with my anxiety and reminds me of when Tamyra Gray got booted from American Idol...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story Freakshow MINICAP: The Don’t mess with Scorpios edition
You pissed off a woman and now you want her to throw knives at you. What part of this sounds like a good idea? This week is Elsa’s birthday, and it’s not really a shock to anyone that she’s a Scorpio,...
View ArticleSurvivor in 2 Minutes #8: Taco Tuesdays
In this week’s Survivor in 2 Minutes: women take a stand, a dumbass finds a rock, and a farty party turns the game around. Want more RonnieK? In addition to making Survivor in 2 Minutes videos this...
View ArticleChrisley Knows Best Recap: Tatts, Gigolos and Geographics
Hey, y’all! Just wanted to give a little shout out to everyone who comments, not only on Chrisley, but also on Below Deck. Mis&MrRed have been having a tough couple of weeks, we just lost our sweet...
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