Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons: What’s that Racquet?
Welcome back to another exciting episode of Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons; or, more appropriately tilted: Kourtney Takes the Fun out of Everyone’s Lives. The episode starts with Khloe arriving...
View ArticleMinicap: Top Chef Baaaahst’n
Gosh, Trash-Talkers, last night’s episode of Top Chef Boston had a very well-defined and overriding theme running through it… this theme is the ally of bitterness and the enemy of forgiveness, it...
View ArticleProject Runway All Stars Mini Cap: Wicked Awesome
It’s Project Runway All Stars time once again! Are you ready for a mini team challenge, designers going head-to-head and Alyssa Milano barely clothed in a maternity doily? Neither am I. The theme is...
View ArticleCouple’s Therapy Recap: A Promise Ring and a Proposal
Previously: Nikki cried because Juan Pablo does not like saying “I Love You” in English. Chris tried to figure out who he is outside of Deena. Treach reconnected with his dad. Jenna dealt with rape and...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules: Jax and the Curse of the Lady Name Tattoos
We open at Mixology. Just in case you missed the burn of the century, we start back at the Beamer Selfie argument, and just like you guys, I’m worried the phrase will jump the shark. So, I’m going to...
View ArticleHow To Get Away With Murder minicap: Up on the Roof
Hey Trash fans, so we had a lot of burning questions answered about how the Feeble Foursome came together the night of the bonfire (and why Asher wasn’t with them); how it was Disgraced Former...
View ArticleProject Runway Threads Recap: I’m The Greatest Star
The alternate title for this post was “Popular.” I’m super cool, guys. Super cool. As you know by now, last week on Threads didn’t matter at all because we get a new crop of hamsters every week who...
View ArticleProject Runway All Stars Recap: Girl, You Are Wicked Awesome
Let’s get right to it. This episode of Project Runway All Stars opens with Alyssa “Tia” Milano descending from the ceiling of a Broadway theater swathed in a micro-mini maternity pillowcase doily. Why...
View ArticleTop Chef Recap: Revenge Is Semi-Sweet
Howdy Triple-Tee Trackers! Welcome back to the only show on Bravo that isn’t dedicated to rubbing the viewers’ noses in other people’s ill-gotten wealth! If anything, I think we all know by now that...
View ArticleOnce Upon A Time Recap Catch Up Part 1: Whitewalkers come to Storybrook
Hey Once Upon a Trash Talkers, Sorry this is so incredible oober doober late. I am the worst. I know. But alas, life happened and I had a family emergency. So lets not delay this any further and get...
View ArticleOnce Upon A Time Recap Catch Up Part 2: Yoo-hoo! Everyone is over Frozen
Hello again Once Upon a TrashTalkers, This is part 2 of my epic attempt to catch up with Once Upon a Time after some extenuating circumstances kept me from recapping for a few weeks. So let’s dive...
View ArticleMinicap: Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons: Party Crashing
Welcome back, KardashiFANS, to another episode of Kourtney complaining about everything and Scott partying hard. Some things never change. But I only had one beer! In this episode, Kourtney decides...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: Plug This
Greetings, Trashies. We’re in the home stretch! It’s the semi-finals here on Dancing With the Stars. We all know that Chong is going home tonight, right? I mean, it’s pretty obvious at this point....
View ArticleThe Voice Recap Results: Coaches Tweeting
Gwen sang a shitty song. It made Adam uncomfortable. Matt is safe. Why isn’t he more excited? Expelliarmus! Gwen is starting to look like Brandi from RHOBH. Anita is safe and has a better...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Beautiful Liar
Last week, NeNe introduced us to a new wig and new job in Vegas. Kenya perfected her victim face. Todd was carrying a torch for Apollo who was sentenced to jail and Phaedra hid from the imaginary...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: White People Party
Welcome back the The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! I just finished watching the end of last season’s thirty year long reunion, and just in case you forgot, Brandi was the victim, ok? Watching her...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: Brain Farts
Hi again Trashmi. My apologies for the repeated lateness of these recaps; I am dealing with some personal shit right now and I really do appreciate your patience and the fact that you are hanging in...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Recap: Let Me Stand Next to Your Fire
Hello trashbags! I am just gonna tell ya, I was a little disappointed in this episode. I was so excited to see Daryl and Carol kick some ass this week and I found the ep a little protracted and bleak....
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #153: Fatburgers, Mom Shawls and Lies
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) are joined by special guest Ira Madison III from Buzzfeed! We’re all psyched for the return of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and are still...
View ArticleSurvivor in 2 Minutes #9: Pound Sign Backdoor
In this week’s Survivor in 2 Minutes: lipgloss robbery goes bad and rhymes kill a game. Want more RonnieK? In addition to making Survivor in 2 Minutes videos, I’m also writing morning after recaps of...
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