CNN – David Bowie is Dead, Nothing Else Matters
After a rather private 18-month battle with cancer, David Bowie, a gift to us mortals from the rock gods above, has returned to the electric heavens from whence he came. Bowie was a legend, an icon, and a man the world needed but didn’t deserve. As an artist unlike any other, he created timeless anthems but more importantly, taught us how to let our freak flag fly without care or consequence. Decades before we even began the conversation, he championed the idea of otherness. Bowie released Blackstar, his 26th album, on Friday (consequently, his 69th birthday). Rest in Peace, Major, and thank you for everything. I trust you all to leave your favorite Bowie moments in the comments. And don’t forget to pour some champagne and stardust out for your homie.
Entertainment Weekly – Here are All Your 2016 Golden Globe Winners
The Oscars’ drunken edgy cousin aired last night. They were hosted by that sniveling unfunny guy/British Seth MacFarlane Ricky Gervais. Jennifer Lawson aw-shucked adorably and Leonardo DiCaprio won for The Revenant and screamed internally that it wasn’t an Oscar made a speech about indigenous communities and basically all your basic Golden Globey stuff happened and it was lame. But this was kind of awesome.
Reality Tea – Let’s Check In With America’s Hottest Garbage People
… because it’s a slow news day otherwise. Here’s some stupid shit about Brandi Glanville and emails or something. Whenever I feel down on myself, it’s a comfort to know that at least – AT LEAST! – I’m not Brandi Glanville. And at least I don’t spend all night in the bathroom doing crystal meth, bitch.
People – In Other Desperate Housewife News
Bethenny Frankel stops by for dinner on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills tonight because bitch doesn’t know how to stay in her lane and mama needs some Google alerts for validation. Tune in to watch her pointlessly criticize a total stranger who didn’t ask for her opinion in the first place. Keep it 100, B! Trust me we all think you’re definitely the kewlest Housewife. …
YouTube – Eff You 2016!
Here’s a super creepy trailer for Season 4 of House of Cards, which premieres March 4. In it our favorite leader President Foghorn Leghorn delivers a smooth silky speech about leadership or whatever as we stroll through a brief montage of all the no good terrible things he’s done. And still, I’d vote for him over Trump.
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