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Newlyweds: The Awful Begins
Hello, all!! It’s LikeaLady here. Formally of Project Runway and Botched disaster, I’m here to tackle Newlyweds: The First Year. In this documentary we will observe as couples begin their first year of...
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Newlyweds: This is Tedious
Welcome back, loves! Earlier this week we saw the three weddings and the breakdown of at least one fake relationship already. This week bodes to be even more detrimental to the institution of marriage,...
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AHS Hotel Recap: The Battle Royale that wasn’t
Me, just now: “Wonder if something good is on the old DVR or if I can start Making a Murderer this lovely, rainy Wednesday? Let’s see, My 600lb Life, Newlyweds, two dozen Teen Mom reruns [massive...
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Project Runway Juniors Recap: The Bitch Is Back
Hello, my darlings! Yes, you read that right. I have returned! No time for celebrating. I’ve got two shows to recap this week and very little time to do it. Last week they had some kind of red carpet...
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Top Chef Recap: 25 Gay Weddings and a Date with Chrissy Teigen
Chrissy Teigan thinks dates are hilarious. Padma does not. Hello Trashy People, and welcome to the first Top Chef recap of the new year—an important milestone for all of us, I know. I have to be...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Justin Bieber, Fuller House, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lady GaGa,...
TMZ – Dear Canada Please Come Pick Up Your Annoying Kid. Signed, Rest of North America Justin Bieber, the class clown who’s always getting in trouble on field trips, was kicked off the site of some...
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TrashTalkCeleb: David Bowie, 1947-2016
CNN – David Bowie is Dead, Nothing Else Matters After a rather private 18-month battle with cancer, David Bowie, a gift to us mortals from the rock gods above, has returned to the electric heavens from...
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Heroes Reborn Recap Ep. 11: The Island of Misfit Clones
Hey!! I’m baaaack!! I know. You don’t care. I asked Santa for a Heroes episode that wouldn’t be stupid and bore me to tears and he actually answered my plea. Any bribery involving liquor usually works....
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Downton Abbey Episode 2 Recap: Pig Out
Cheerio m’lords and m’ladies and welcome back to Downton. Are we ready for this week’s sexcapades with the Carsons? At least we don’t have to deal with the Mr. Green murder nonsense anymore....
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The Royals Recap: We Can Be Heroes
Greetings, Trashies! On this penultimate episode of season 2, we don’t really find anything out — but the characters all find things out about each other, in a very action-packed and exciting kind of...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Young Han Solo, Mark Ruffalo, Kris Jenner, Farrah Abraham,...
Celebitchy – Scott Eastwood, Miles Teller & Ansel Elgort Are On the “Young Han Solo” Short List The only genuinely interesting actor Miles Teller is sandwiched between gluten free white bread and...
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians — The Big Launch
Howdy K-fans! Well, it seems I made a mistake last week — this isn’t the finale episode — sorry to get your hopes up. It appears there will be at least two more weeks of this horribleness. Keep...
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Reign Recap: The Rat’s Out of The Bag
Sometimes things just work out. You oversleep only to find out class is randomly cancelled, you’re about to bail on plans when your friend calls to say they’re sick, or in Queen Mary’s case, you aren’t...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: I’d like my snot-splat to go, please
Hi Trashies! Hopefully you’ll be well rested and happy after New Year, or frazzled and hungover – depends whether you have a family or not. The cast of Masterchef Junior didn’t tragically die over...
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RHOA Recap: Petty Is As Petty Does
Last week, Porsha narrowly avoided dragging an elegantly dressed woman down the red carpet at the Emmys. Back in Atlanta, she explained to Kandi that she’s besties with Phaedra because they get 2 for 1...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Sister Wives, NeNe Leakes, Jimmy Fallon, Khloe Kardashian,...
Entertainment Tonight – Kody + Sister Wives Welcome a New Baby Kody has officially procreated 18 times. He now knows upwards of 10 of his children’s names and is contemplating getting a job to support...
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Vanderpump Rules Recap: I’m Okay, You’re So-So
Hey Trashies! I fucking hate your guts!! Why do I have to try and please you ignorant bitchfaces? You can all just go to hell!!! Love, Your Favorite Sparkly Pink Unicorn <3 As we open this episode,...
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Golden Globe Awards Recap: Where are Amy and Tina?
Hi Trashiis! I love the Golden Globe Awards, even more than the Oscars. It’s an award show that recognizes how much of a shit show it is, so it mixes TV actors with movie actors with alcohol. I’m...
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Shameful Ho Shaming of a...
***On this week’s Subscriber Bonus of the Watch What Crappens Podcast, we talked about Netflix’s Making a Murderer. I’m obsessed. It’s a paid episode, so sorry for plugging it here, but get it for a...
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The Bachelor Recap: Mouth to Mouth
Hi, Trashies! It’s week two here on The Bachelor and the crazy is just getting started. Are you ready? I know I am. Here we go! The show starts out with all ladies reciting their lines about how...
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