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TrashTalkCeleb: Alan Rickman, Oscar Noms, Saorise Ronan, Nick Carter, Miley...
EW – Alan Rickman 1946-2016 1000 points from Slytherin, universe! Sigh. This week has not been kind to fans of music, and now film. Whether you were a fan of his roles in Die Hard, Love Actually or...
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Turned Up Recap: Tina turns up one more time. . .
Hi my dears! Oh man the time has come and we are at the season finale of “Turned Up!” I’ve surrounded myself with balloons, croissants and purple drank all in honor of the final episode of the season....
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Face Off Recap – A Bountiful New Season
My lovelies it is Face Off season yet again. I am giddy with anticipation of meeting this season’s cast and seeing what psychotic challenges the production team has come up with for this season. Quick...
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Mob Wives Season 6 Ep.1 recap: Mermaids and Mob Ties
Hello Trash Talkers! I am back at my empty corner of the bar, snarking on shady skanks. We were smothered with two episodes of Mob Wives back to back so let’s get to it. It’s an elite cast, people, so...
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Dance Moms Recap: Wolves in Sheep’s Sequins
Greetings, trash bags! Welcome back to another exciting week of Dance Moms! Last week, Jojo almost died and the Broadway Dance Academy almost didn’t get to compete but everything was quickly resolved...
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AHS Hotel Recap: FINALE 2.5 Stars on Yelp
So here we are, The Finale!!! Just one last 50 minute episode and then we can all take nice hot showers and try to cleanse ourselves of this godawful season. But first, let us remember that a majority...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Malissa Gorga, Kim Zolciak, Nick Carter, Céline Dion, Johnny...
E! – Introducing Envy (kill me) By Malissa Gorga Noted financial expert and MBA candidate Malissa Gorga recently opened a store in Montclair, New Jersey infuriatingly, appropriately called Envy. Much...
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Top Chef Recap: Craft Beer and Butts
Hello Trashy People and welcome to another Top Chef Recap. This week’s episode is packed with scenes of chefs panicking, chefs running out of time, and chefs losing things (like every episode). As...
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Newlyweds: Just Blame it On Your Parents
Welcome back to Newlyweds, kids! This week we return to three couples who make us all feel like we have the most romantic, best relationships in the world by comparison and one couple that is not the...
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Mob Wives Season 6 Ep 2 Recap: Sea Monkeys Under the Sun
Hello Trash Talkers! If you were generous enough to watch the premiere ep, you’ll know the Nats are GONE. We have two new cast members. Only one of them made the cut for the very first ep, which I...
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Heroes Reborn Recap Ep.12 – H.E.L.E. Hath No Fury Like Erica Kravid…
Well, my little Trashmites, we have reached the next to last episode. Our Evo heroes are converging on Odessa, and we finally get to see why Erica is the female Hitler she is. It should be a moving...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Chris Rock, Hillary Clinton, Miley Cyrus, Don McLean, Saved...
Celebitchy – The Year’s Most Glamorous Celebration of White Power is Upon Us Upcoming Oscars host Chris Rock tweeted a preview of the boring, vanilla awards show over the weekend, asking us all to tune...
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians — Fear of the Unknown
Okay K-fans – I don’t understand the title of this episode, but then I don’t understand most of anything this krazy family does. The “fear of the unknown” relates to Miss Ellie – unknown how much Vodka...
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The Royals Finale Recap: A Surfeit of Heirs
Hark, Trashies! So here we are, at the finale of season 2. Before we start, I want to thank all you little bastard babies for joining me this season — you are all special to me, each and every one!...
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Downton Abbey Episode 3: Meet the Carsons
Welcome back to jolly old England during the simpler time when people spent their entire lives working for the same family. Tonight we learn that Mr. Carson has been at Downton since he was a junior...
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Masterchef Junior Recap: ‘Hey isn’t that our kid?’‘Who knows, they all look...
Heya Trashies! This week its an outdoor challenge! Only three on a team but lots of scope for bone-crunching horror and death. I’m hoping the teaser of Ramsay getting his foot trashed is worse than it...
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RHOA Recap: March of Dopes
Last week, Kenya had the saddest family reunion ever. Phaedra offered to pay Todd his $8000 video balance with Apollo’s debit card. We saw footage of Peter with a woman except this time it was Cynthia...
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Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: Village Idiots
Hey Trash Crabs. We gotta have a talk. We gotta do something about this god awful plague. It’s slowly eating us alive. It’s breeding with our women and poisoning the minds of our children. I know you...
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Web Series: “No Soliciting”
Hey everyone, I have been on hiatus from writing on here for about a year. If you don’t remember me I worked on Big Brother for a couple seasons with TheMiki and Ronnie before Jewpacabra and Ari...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Audrina Patridge, Chrissy Teigen, SpongeBob Squarepants,...
First let me dispense with the Pregnant Lady Section for today: Pregnant celebrities look better than we ever will and are already genius parents that we should both emulate and criticize, especially...
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