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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The hOJ Scandal Begins Again
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda felt like a truck ran into her. Thankfully, she had some discount implants from the 80’s that took the impact and saved her life. Lives not...
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The Bachelor Recap: Up, Up, and Go Away
Hi, Trashies! We’re back with another episode of The Bachelor. What will happen this week? Will Lace’s crazy continue to shine through? Will Jubilee continue to be awesome? Will :Olivia swallow up the...
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Total Divas, Ep. 1: Choosing between sweaty men
Hello my dears! With one week that has passed, we are already on to another show! I will be recapping the ever so charming wrestling soap opera, “Total Divas.” I have watched this show every season,...
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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Let’s (Not) Get Lei-ed — Hawaii Part I
Howdy Trashmii! Here we are, on the first leg of the long-awaited Hawaii trip, and we’re off to a pretty slow start, with fake SURvers Lala and James clogging up the works — but when all is said and...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Stacey Dash, R. Kelly, Nigella Lawson, Dr. Phil, Eiffel 69
Celebitchy – Stacey Dash: “We Need To Get Rid of Channels Like BET & the BET Awards” Yeah, Dionne Stacey Dlisted – You Saw This Coming: R. Kelly Defended Bill Cosby Bill Cosby must be feeling good...
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Newlyweds: Just Treat Your Spouse Like a Child
Welcome back, everyone! Last week we had some beautiful fights on this mess of a show. One resulted in a wife being called a dummy who is lucky she’s pretty because otherwise no one would hire you,...
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Dance Moms Recap: Straight Outta Abby’s Crazy Ass
Hey you trash bags, welcome back to another week of children being verbally abused by grown-ups, or as Lifetime likes to call it, Dance Moms! Last week, Melissa tried pretending her backbone wasn’t...
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Face Off – Artist Interview – Jennifer Bowden
Why yes we ARE lucky enough to get another season of interviews with the Face Off cast! The first guinea pig of this season was Jennifer Bowden. Here’s the thing – when I interviewed her, only episode...
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Face Off Recap – The Tribulations of Toys
Previously on Face Off – We met a brand new cast and started obsessing over the tiniest hints of their backstories to see if we can hone in on a frontruner early on. Wait, I was the only one that did...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Chris Martin, One Direction, Mariah Carey, the Oscars, Zac Efron
Just Jared – Hey Starving Children of Africa, Want to Feel Healthier? Then just stop eating for a day! says famillionaire Chris Martin. Apparently fasting for one full day a week is a trick Chris...
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Top Chef Recap: Boring Stories from 10 Years Ago
Hello Trashies, and welcome to another entirely too long recap of Top Chef. This week the Chefs make their way back to LA, Kwame almost looses a finger, and all the chefs tell us more boring stories...
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Project Runway Juniors Recap: Didn’t See That Coming
This week on Project Runway Juniors the contestants will face their most dangerous challenge yet… alliances will be tested and lives will be put in jeopardy. Prepare for the most shocking elimination...
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Mob Wives Season 6 Episode 3 Recap: Heifers and Hangovers
Hello Trash Talkers! Last week, we met Wannabe Breakout Star Number 2, Marissa Jade. Supposedly she’s an actress, model and socialite. Her bragging went into overtime, which I didn’t appreciate....
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TrashTalkCeleb: Making a Murderer, Kim Richards, Matthew Perry, Charlie...
Gawker – Ken Kratz: Garbage Person, Professional Asshole, Aspiring Author Last year, litigious blob fish Ken Kratz wrote a letter to Making a Murderer convict Steven Avery, explaining that he’d be...
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians — Miscommunication
Welcome back K-fans. Not much happens in this episode, but here goes anyway. I’ve the got vodka handy. Kris brings four boxes of Krispy Kremes to Kylie at her new house. They give one box to the...
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RHOA Recap: Don’t Make Me Over
Last week, Kim marched away from a million men and into a safe, age appropriate minivan. Kandi and Todd set themselves up for an elder abuse lawsuit when they announced that they’d stolen their aunts...
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Reign Recap: Only a Play Date
My whole life, my #1 wish has been to find myself in a situation where someone needs me to pretend we’re dating. Is my secretly wealthy friend having a large family function that requires a...
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The X Files Recap: The Truth is Out There, and it has a large pyrotechnic budget
Welcome back to the greatest show of the 90s! Will this be great? Or did the Fox Network just have them jump a giant alien shark? The Truth is Out There. This episode starts off with long exposition...
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Real Housewives of Potomac Recap – Shut Up Karen
Quick reminder to those of you just joining us – Babylegs and I are trading off recapping this show. Babylegs grew up in Potomac and I moved in about 3 years ago, so combined we have a pretty solid...
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Lucifer Recap: Devil May Care (Too Much)
Our anti-hero Lucifer is speeding on the nearly empty streets of Hollywood. If we didn’t already know this show was a fantasy we do now, because unless it’s 4 am, the traffic in that part of town is...
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