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Masterchef Junior Recap: We’ve decapitated your parents and made a salad out...
Hi Trashies! The end is in sight and its time to whittle out the last two losers before the finale. My guess is that Avery and Amaya go, but maybe the producers will leave off forcing ‘stories’ for...
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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Blind People and Assholes — Hawaii Part II
Howdy, Trashmii! Here it is, the moment we’ve been waiting for, Jax gets arrested for stealing a pair of sunglasses, YAY!!! Let’s just jump right in, shall we? We open back at Cuckoo Coconut. Jax is...
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The Bachelor Recap: Two For One
Hi, Trashies. Welcome back to another episode of Jubilee is Awesome and I Couldn’t Care Less About Anyone Else The Bachelor! Other than Amber being a complete bitch last week, I don’t remember much of...
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Faye Wins, World Ends
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Eileen had racked up zero screentime in a season and a half so she whipped out the big guns: a past filled with spousal abuse and a sister whose...
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Heroes Reborn Series Finale: TOMMOROWLAND (NOT Disney version)
Welcome to the finale! I’m so sorry it’s so late, but today is the first day I’ve had no snow in my brain. Shoveling and lupus do not go well together, that’s all I’ve got to say. Before I begin I...
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Face Off Recap – I got 99 problems (and all of them are tentacles)
So, while trolling reddit messageboard discussions on this show (as one does) I stumbled upon this gem of a comment, and it pretty much nailed everything I loved about boardgameman last week: This....
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Dance Moms Recap: When the Cat’s Away, the Mice Will Play
Hello trash talkers! Welcome back to another week of watching unhealthy trash television of the dance moms persuasion. Last week, Abby fucked Kendall’s brain so hard and then she had to miss everyone’s...
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Newlyweds: Get Ready to Puke
Welcome back, Newlyweds-ers! Last week this show got crazy. The Robs are assholes. Adonis and Erica are a mess. Craig and Brandon remain adorable and are the only couple that I believe are actually a...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Puppy Bowl, Michael Phelps, Bristol Palin, Zayn Malik, Kanye...
Animal Planet – This Is The Only Thing That Matters. Your 2016 Puppy Bowl Lineup is here. If you’ll need me I’ll just be over here on the floor, turning into a puddle of tears and estrogen. Us – No...
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Total Divas, Ep.2 Recap: “Cat Lady & a Sad Fetus”
Alright my dears, another dramatic episode of “Total Divas” has come and gone, so let’s get in the ring and knock some dust off of it. Brie and Nikki head to lunch in Chicago and they catch up about...
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Top Chef Recap: Let Them Eat Steak
Hello Trashies, This week’s Top Chef was kinda dull, but I’ll try to make the recap interesting with random thoughts observations and digressions. I will probably fail. Oh well, you’ve been warned....
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Mob Wives 604 Recap: On the Rocks
Hello Trash Talkers! Last week, it was another round of everyone gossiping about Drita. This time, Brittany revealed her shady and joined the fun. Ang met up with her former lawyer and found that...
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Downton Abbey Episode 4 Recap: Why is Barrow so Unloved? (Oh Yeah, He’s a Jerk)
Hey Downtoners, huge apologies for being so late with my recap as I was in Phoenix all week for work. Stupid day job – send your complaints to #gottaworkforaliving. At least Phoenix was warm and I...
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Party Down South: THEY ARRIVE (Ep 1)
YEE HAW Everyone! We are coming to you straight from the swamp, where the bayou bounces till dawn! We are going down past the Mason Dixon to get a little nutty, slightly slutty and always ugly with the...
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Project Runway Juniors Recap: Deja Vu
Hello my dears, Sorry for the delay. Mama Snarker has been having a Bell Jar kind of a week after more than a month of being sick almost every other week. But we’re not here for me to vent about how...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Leonardo DiCaprio, the Playboy Mansion, Teresa Giudice,...
Entertainment Tonight – Sah Duhd You Vape? Quoth Leonardo DiCaprio: bro, totally. TMZ – If You Enjoy Bumping And Grinding In Fossilized Jizz…? There may be a new hot spot just for you. Take it away,...
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Face Off Artist Interview – Anthony Canonica Jr.
Slight preface – with every interview, Face Off’s PR maven emails me a short list of people who are available to chat during the interview slots I have available. I then get to pick who I want. Weirdly...
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Grease Live: Yikes! Recap
Welcome to this year’s Fox live musical trainwreck! To be honest, I didn’t watch the past two, because I was busy and had no real connection to any of the stars or anything. But this sounds all too...
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Downton Abbey Episode 5 Recap: “Love is in the Air”
Jolly good day to you, Downtoners. There are only 9 episodes in this final season so we are more than halfway there. I will miss the show: it is historic, entertaining and the clothing and scenery are...
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Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: Penny For Your THOTS
Welcome back, Trash Crabs, to another vibrant, verdant trip down America’s best kept secret – a town nestled on the banks of a quiet river, beneath the shade of the cherry blossoms, moving ever so...
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