Entertainment Tonight – Kody + Sister Wives Welcome a New Baby
Kody has officially procreated 18 times. He now knows upwards of 10 of his children’s names and is contemplating getting a job to support his brood. (Contemplating ONLY)
E! – The Bitch is Back… Please No
NeNe is coming back to the Real Housewives of Atlanta? It is unclear in what capacity. I am hoping that the capacity is a lizard’s dream on the moon because anything more substantial is completely unacceptable.
Entertainment Weekly – Fallon Totally Does Not Have a Drinking Problem, Says NBC
Bro. It’s not a problem unless you are dropping drinks. He drinks all of the drinks. He doesn’t waste any. He’s very economical. He’s totes fine. Broheim.
People – Khloe Kardashian Got Gross While Caring for Lamar
She made it clear that it was because she was caring for him and not because she was just too busy on Insta. She normally definitely does not go a week without showering.
E! – Lucy Hale Wants a Tragic Ending for Pretty Little Liars
Being an adult that watches it is tragic and upsetting enough, Hale! (To be fair, I hung on until season 3 and then got myself hooked on the harder stuff: Housewives)
