Pajiba – Gods of Egypt Director Blames Critics For Box Office Bomb
Right, because if it weren’t for the critics everyone would have gone to see this cinematic masterpiece of what the fuckery? Nice try, Alex Proyas but my love of Dark City won’t give you a pass this time. We all know that Gerard Butler is a mediocre actor who is thirsty at all times for attention so we know why he joined the cast, but what are Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Chadwick Boseman’s excuses for signing up with this wrong-headed and whitewashed waste of studio dollars? Someone give Alex Proyas a hug and never give him a large film budget again.
Perez Hilton – Farrah Abraham’s Dad Talks About Her Sex Tape On the Teen Mom OG Reunion
Every little girl dreams of their father walking them down the aisle negotiating their butt sex video deal one day. Oh the stories the Abraham’s must tell over Thanksgiving about lube and how the turkey isn’t the only thing at the table that’s been stuffed (right, Farrah?)
Celebitchy – The 88th Oscar Telecast Had the Worst Ratings in 7 Years
I thought Chris Rock had some funny moments, but the problem with the ceremony is that it’s just so boring and feels endless. The Oscars are out of touch not only when it comes to voting but when it comes to entertaining an audience.
Dlisted – Chris Jones Penis Crosses Finish Line Before He Does
As you know, Trashmii, I like to bring you important news that will provoke intellectual debate and give you something to think about. Nothing says “hard” hitting news like a renegade penis. Enjoy.
Reality Tea – Tyga Blaming the Devil For Backlash Over His Relationship to Kylie Jenner?
I’m unfamiliar with the Church of the No-No Place, but it’s where Tyga gets right with the lord, and young ladies under the age of eighteen. I guess we (society, law-abiding citizens, NOT perverts) are all jerk-faces who are minions of Satan because why else would we criticize something so pure and predatory as statutory rape?
