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TrashTweetTV: Group Oscars Live Tweet!
We have a large family of shit talking recappers here at TrashTalkTV, and Oscar night is one of our favorite nights to laugh at morons on our televisions. For the first time, we’ve decided to do it...
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Mob Wives 607 and 608 recaps: Forever The Boss
Hello Trash Talkers! As you know, I skipped writing a recap for episode 7 and wrote a tribute to Big Ang’s life instead. If you missed it, you can check it out here. She had a disco themed wake. How’s...
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Better Call Saul DoubleCap: Here’s Jimmy!
Hey Party People! So glad to be back with Jimmy McGill. Oh how I missed him. But first, please let me apologize for the unreasonable lateness of this recap. All I can say is life and Geek Squad decided...
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Survivor Kaoh Rong Recap: Firestarter
Hello Trashies! How are you? Are you having a good weekend? I’m so sorry this recap is late. I had a very busy week at work, and this is the first time I’ve been able to even watch Wednesday’s episode....
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Party Down South Recap: Cowboys and Ninjas (episode 5)
“Roses are red, Lauren’s knee is black and blue, Santana’s a skank and Lyle’s a fool.” -Bill Shakespeare I’m a fool-dreaux baby! First a big shout out to “The Hollywood Sigh” for linking to last week’s...
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TrashTweetTV: Vanderpump Rules Live Tweet!
I had so much fun last night live tweeting the Oscars with the other recappers that I figured I would do it again tonight! Vanderpoop Drools is totes worth it. The timeline below will fill up as the...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Gods of Egypt, Farrah Abraham, Oscars, Penis!, Tyga
Pajiba – Gods of Egypt Director Blames Critics For Box Office Bomb Right, because if it weren’t for the critics everyone would have gone to see this cinematic masterpiece of what the fuckery? Nice try,...
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OSCARS Recap: The Year the Leo Meme Died. by Kat Lock
Hi trashies and trashoes! Thanks to this website, I actually watched the Oscars last night! Well, okay. I watched the Oscars until Lady Gaga sang and then I recorded the rest. I had a really long...
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Vanderpump Rules Recap: For The Love of Dog
Howdy Trashmii! Welcome to TTTV’s recap of the latest VPR episode, plus a short class in Understanding Ari Safari’s Recaps. Grades will be issued below, as well as your very own Certificate of...
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: MoHam, Twitch, and the Neck Tell
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, … You know that Lisa Rinna is the realest of the Real Housewives cuz her housekeeper is the only that has to schlep through Ralph’s. Poor Lorena will...
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Tour Group Series Premiere: We’re Not in Georgia Anymore
Great, a show about the worst of America venturing out to represent us abroad! What could possibly go wrong? Each of the three guides serve a purpose and for two of them, that purpose seems to be...
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The Bachelor Recap: Fantasies and Nightmares
Hi, Trashies! It’s the best week of the season – Fantasy Suites! The time has come for Ben to spend the night with three women only to dump one of them. This is going to be the biggest blow to...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Zoe Saldana, Jenny Beavan, Courtney Stodden, Dolce & Gabbana,...
TMZ – Zoe Saldana Not Black Enough? Nina Simone Estate Lashes Out When a black actress puts on blackface, does that open a rift in the space time continuum? I guess bad idea jeans are in for 2016,...
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Total Divas Recap: The Highs and Lows of Diva Love
Happy divas wrestling trashies! What better way to start off another episode of “Total Divas” then having Nattie’s dad shaking all of his goodies on some machine and wondering if it’ll help loosen up...
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The Next 15 Recap: Conniving Claudia
When Claudia Jordan was on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, I was indifferent towards her. Sure she had her spat with Nene, but she always just seemed to be unnecessary to me, but I didn’t have any...
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Dance Moms Recap: Bittersweet Charity? More like Shitty Shit Shittery
Hey all you trash cancan dancers and welcome back to another stupid and unnecessary episode of Dance Moms! For those of you who don’t remember, Abby was manic depressed last week and all of the moms...
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The Walking Dead Recap: I’ve Got A Friend In Jesus
Hello trash bags! Hope you guys are doing great. Sorry for the lateness but I’ve been super overwhelmed this week with work and school. It doesn’t mean I love you any less. This week’s episode was...
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Fuller House Recap: It’s The End of the World As We Know It
I’m not ready for this. Hi Trashiis! It’s been a while. This is my first time recapping fiction, so bear with me. I specifically asked for this show because I knew it was going to be so terrible we...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Caitlyn Jenner, Kendall & Gigi, Sharon Osbourne, Cheryl...
Celebitchy – Two Misguided Misfits Find Political Love Caitlyn Jenner, a trans woman who stars in a show in which she fails miserably at speaking on behalf of the trans community, continued to fail...
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Top Chef Recap: Undercooked Liver or Overcooked Duck
Hello hatrashy People, thanks for coming back to read about these fools for another week. Let’s get things going. Kwame got eliminated last week, and remaining contestants were like duh, cause frozen...
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