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TMZ – Zoe Saldana Not Black Enough? Nina Simone Estate Lashes Out
When a black actress puts on blackface, does that open a rift in the space time continuum? I guess bad idea jeans are in for 2016, because that is the only explanation for this movie. I’m not sure what’s worse, Zoe Saldana thinking that blackface is ok, or the film’s producers thinking that Zoe Saldana can actually open a movie?
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Celebitchy – Jenny Beavan: “You Don’t Have To Look Like a Supermodel To Be Successful”
So there were major high school levels of drama at the Oscars when Jenny Beavan won for Best Costume Design for Mad Max: Fury Road. Jenny wore a leather jacket and jeans like a BOSS because she won her second Oscar and doesn’t have to prove shit to the pretty, pretty people in the room. Well, some of the dudes in the audience were offended that a lady wasn’t swanning about in a taffeta ball gown, and gave Jenny some major ‘tude on her way to the stage. Jenny is too much of a pro to give these black tie-clad frat bros a second thought because unlike most of the people in that room, she has two fucking Oscars, and all they got was some free botox coupons in a gift bag.
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Fuck your dress code, assholes!
Perez Hilton – Courtney Stodden Confirms Vow Renewal With No Longer Estranged Husband Doug Hutchison – Will Mom Krista Snag An Invite?
America’s silicon sweetheart is ready to renew her vows with her Prince Creepy to celebrate their desperate grab for attention love. However, Courtney’s Mommy Dearest, Krista may not have to check the box for chicken or muscle relaxers at the reception. Apparently, Krista tried to live out the plot of a porn film and came onto Doug the Ugh. I like that hitting on her daughter’s husband is the line in the sand, I would think that pimping out your teen daughter to a sexual predator for a career would be worse, but then what do I know. Krista should give Kris Jenner a call – because if anyone understands selling your kids out to perverts and turning them into empty silicon vessels, it would be Kris.
Jezebel – There Are Some $2,395 “Slave Sandals” Up For Grabs on Dolce & Gabbana’s Website
Beside the sheer inappropriateness of calling these “slave” sandals — rude much? Slaves can’t afford shoes…or their freedom– the name of the shoe doesn’t accurately describe the complete lunacy of the design. I would have personally called them “Clown Goes On Design Rampage In Craft Store,” but I’m no designer.
Dlisted – Canadian Science Fair Gets XXX
Hey, U.S. stop complaining that we don’t have enough kids interested in math and science, and take a page from Canada’s book. If you teach a kid to make an accidental dildo in front of the entire school, then you’ll be opening them up to a new world of science, innovation and a lifetime of drunk “remember when?” stories. Best science fair EVER.