Celebitchy – Two Misguided Misfits Find Political Love
Caitlyn Jenner, a trans woman who stars in a show in which she fails miserably at speaking on behalf of the trans community, continued to fail miserably at speaking on behalf of the trans community as she offered to serve as the trans “ambassador and adviser” to Ted Cruz, a bigoted blobfish and shockingly, not the worst GOP candidate in existence. Cruz has gone on record as being strongly pro-life, anti-marriage equality, and against the legalization of marijuana, which means he hates women, kindness, and fun. Caitlyn spent half of her adult life surrounded by Kardashian women, so she sort of gets where he’s coming from.
TMZ – God Was Playing Barbies Again And Left Them All Over The Floor
Isn’t that cute? He swapped their hair this time and threw them down the hallway so they’d do a Fashion Show!
D-Listed – Prince of Fucking Darkness Nannies
Way, way back in the 1980s, a drugged up Boston Terrier with the stage name Ozzy Osbourne was very busy banging nannies as his wife Sharon went out and earned all the dough, because being a woman with a career and the ability to hire work at home is a thankless job filled with nothing but sorrow and grief. Thanks Ozzy! I’m glad you were too stoned to take any responsibility.
Huffington Post – Oh Look Who Won’t Shut the Fuck Up
Ms. 37-Inch Waist over here Cheryl Tiegs in an Open Letter (my favorite kind) to Ashley Graham. God, old people are so off the mark sometimes. Go back to your beach house and drink your Ovaltine and watch all the Dr. Oz your tiny dry eyeballs can handle, Cheryl. Leave us alone forever.
People – KNIFE FOUND AT OJ ESTATE
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Can we have our money now?
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