Mob Wives 609 recap: Fighter
Hello Trash Talkers. Another Ang episode has come and gone. I so want to slap the shizz out of the other cast members, for everything they are doing right now. Last week, the women were terrible,...
View ArticleNewlyweds: How to Get Away with Marriage
How, how, how is it the finale of Newlyweds? I’m not ready for it to end, though I am ready for some of these couples to end. Based on the trailer, this week was full of poor decisions, so here we go!...
View ArticleBetter Call Saul Recap: Macho Is My OTP
So another week, another late recap, but at least this time it’s just for one episode! PROGRESS! Anyway, previously on Better Call Saul, after one last Slippin’ Jimmy moment, regular Jimmy decided to...
View ArticleThe Amazing Race Episode 4 Recap: “Get it Trending”
It’s Trashy TAR Time! With so many young, attractive racetestants a showmance was bound to happen: seems Brodie has a little crush on Blair and they’re hoping to see each other this leg. Maybe if Daddy...
View ArticleHow to Get Away with Murder Recap: The Truth Ain’t Pretty
We left last week’s episode of How to Get Away with Murder in Cleveland, with little Wes holding a knife in his hand, perhaps his mother’s murderer. Because at this point the team has had to expand...
View ArticleVinyl DoubleCap: The Return of Gyp Rosetti
I’m hate watching Vinyl. I haven’t given up all hope, even after I noticed Tim van Patten isn’t involved in this series, but rewatching those two episodes made me wonder why. So y’all have been warned....
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Nancy Reagan, the Royals, Kim Kardashian, Kelly Clarkson, SNL
Washington Post – Nancy Reagan, 1921-2016 The GOP is living some dire, dismal days folks. Torn asunder in civil war, held in hopeless ransom by a pulsating, bloviating blowhard, their kind is now...
View ArticleParty Down South Recap: True Lies
True Lies is a classic movie starring Ah-nold Schwarzenegger and Jaime Lee Curtis. Fun fact, it also starred Tom Arnold. Anyway, it was filled with drama, spy games, humor and action. Released in 1994,...
View ArticleSurvivor Koah Rong Recap: Brawn Sucks
We start at the Brawn camp post-Tribal. Lurch tells Firestarter (Alecia) that he was the other person who wrote her name down. He clarifies that he did it because he’d promised Jenny he wouldn’t send...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – Release Your Inner Monster
Previously on Face Off – The Gauntlet! Only in a way better format than last year! Kaleb went home and we’re trucking along breaking my heart week after week seeing artists I love go home. Thus is...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Fort Redixulous
Make sure your trays and seat backs are in an upright position; we’re back in Atlanta. Thanks to Redmeph for filling in for me two weeks ago! He’s a straight man watching Bravo…I’m glad to see an...
View ArticleRuPaul MiniCap: AHS Acid Betty
Hello trash people!! Let me just say I am SO EXCITED I get to recap RuPaul and I hope you are all just as excited to read them!! Since this is the MiniCap I won’t go into describing every queen, but...
View ArticleDancing With the Stars: Season 22 Cast Revealed!
Hi, Trashies! So, The Bachelor is almost over for the season. That means it’s time to watch has-beens and never-weres dance and hope to get some kind of career out of it! So, let’s get to the judging....
View ArticleRuPaul Recap: Donut come for me
I am already SOOOOO excited for this season. It’s episode ONE and alliances are already forming. No one is safe from Robby Turner! Since this is episode 100, I plan on writing 100 pages worth of...
View ArticleMother/Daughter Experiment Minicap: Can you just take a Xanax?
Alright trashies, I’ll be honest, I asked for this show so I could recap the one and only Twitch Richards, but holy god this show is crazy. I wasn’t ready. I don’t know who any of these other girls...
View ArticleDownton Abbey Series Finale Recap: The End of an Era
This is it, the series finale of Downton Abbey. From the 1912 sinking of the Titanic to 1925, we have watched the running of a proper English household and the people who occupy it. As you know, the...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules: Shoot Me Now
Howdy Trashmii! Here we are, at the penultimate episode of season 4 of Vanderpump Rules. Next week is the finale, wow! How did we get here so fast? It seems only yesterday James hired a “Smoking Gun...
View ArticleTotal Divas Recap: Cheesecake and Craiglist= Happiness
This week on “Total Divas” we get one actual serious story and two completely pointless and painfully dumb story lines. Sign me up, I’m too hooked on cat ladies. We first see the Bellas talking to...
View ArticleThe Bachelor Recap: The Women Tell All
Hi, Trashies. So, you know the drill. It’s the episode where the contestants all yell at each other, they “confront” the lead, and we get the final audition for the future Bachelorette. Of course, we...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Habitat for Twitchmanity and the...
It’s week 15 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I find myself asking every single Tuesday night: When is Erika gonna say a riddle? Today would be the perfect time, as she’s in full on wicked...
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