Welcome back lovelies!!
Courtney comes back to the house after her trip at the hospital and we don’t get much of an explanation other than the stress of her mom. Understandable, though. Courtney’s crazy mom then starts talking for so long in therapy that Kim slipped Kimberly one of Mon-ee’s sleeping pills so they could take a break. Even though they keep claiming they have no problems, Natalie’s mom says “I watch tv.” soooo, busted. We all watch tv, Kim. I know you don’t think you have any issues with your mom, Kimberly, but let me point them out for you. Shar has some kind of cartoon asthma attack into her turtleneck, sinking into her shell when Dr Deb splits up the girls into two groups.
Dr Deb tells the group, with a smile on her face, that we are going to watch the daughters mourn the deaths. Back in the Richards room, Kim is REFUSING to go to a cemetery and telling her mirror all about it. “I just don’t like them” After five minutes of convincing Kim that she isn’t really dead, she agrees to go.
Now we are at the cemetery and Natalie is yelling at her mom’s fake tombstone. Kimberly arrives at Kim’s grave ps are these plastic? there’s no fucking way the prop department was carving shit into stone. No way. On the way back from the graveyard, Kim and Kimberly get into a fight in the car and I have no IDEA what is happening but Twitch says she’s worried about “walking down the god damn street!!!!”
This woman knows how to say something we all want to repeat forever.
Back at the house, this crazy fight continues, thank GAWWWD. Kim thinks that again they should just leave.
Josie shows up and her mom comments on the fact that she looks hot. This poor child. Josie is very sad about this exercise because “I’m young, and she’s young” lol
Shar is walking up to the grave and I’m already freaking out more than she is, but I’m excited. But it actually wasn’t that good. Sad.
Back to the good stuff: Kim & Kimberly! Kimberly is standing on her big feet in those big lime green socks arguing with Twitch over literally nothing.
I forgot about Heidi! That’s how dramatic the fools on this show are!
Aaaaand the Kim fight is still happening. Kim is staying in the room and saying their relationship is destroyed. Again, for no reason. I love fights I can’t actually understand. She can’t even show up to dinner because it would cause a scene..
“we’re all here to fix our relationships..I just didn’t think that Kimberly and I would have a bump in the road.”
WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?
Kim is talking about Large Marge (her sister Kathy Hilton) and Natalie kicks down the door like DON’T YOU DARE SAY MY NAME
This show is ridiculous and I love it and I’m so happy to be here recapping it for you! Let me know what you guys think and I’ll try and remember what my Disqus password is so I can engage too, lol.
See you loves next week!! xooxoxox kat