Hello readers, I hope you are enjoying what is left of the summer! I apologize for the lateness of this post. After a super shit show of a week at work, I went for short trip to bask on the tropical shores of the Wisconsin Dells. My intention was to finish the recap on the road and post once at the hotel but I left the laptop at home and couldn’t get away long enough from the little one to get to the business center. So here is last weeks recap with the new one to follow shortly.
I am happy to report that Jacqueline heard the pleas of Cupcake623, and no doubt thousands of others to please stop with the 8 pages blogs over explaining her point of view.
So let’s join our ladies in the aftermath of porch fight take 2 in the kitchen and in front of the Lauritas shitty house murals.
Delores came home from the salon to find that Frank has unleashed the Extreme Makeover crew on her house. Ty has already planned to reface her cabinets to cut down on the cost of gutting her kitchen so he can install a slide for the dogs from the second floor. Delores is pissed because Frank bamboozled her and her plans for the kitchen are not the same as Frank’s plans. She asks her daughter if she knew anything about the bamboozling of the kitchen and her face says it all.
Well he is paying for it, so…………………..
Siggy shows up struggling in her boots and weird hipster mom snow bunny attire that she is a tad too old to pull off to pick up Delores to go check on Jacqueline. They pull up to Jac’s house where she is shoveling snow in the mask she uses to keep her face together after a fresh gluing. Siggy and Delores comment on how adorable she is out there shoveling snow, more like can no longer afford the help so she has no choice since Chris probably can’t handle that sort of hard labor.
The dynamic duo is here to find out about “the meeting.” Tre’s fault of course because she passively aggressively brought up the porch fight as soon as she got there. Jac is not wrong, and she is right they made up over it several times. But she has to stop with the Teresa voice it’s too much. Jac I swear had tunnel hearing because all she heard from the fight in the kitchen was don’t listen to the articles and comparing the two court cases… um not exactly what she was saying. You did defraud your investors and how you were able to find suckers to invest tiny popcorn is beyond me. Jac I hate that you make me defend Teresa because she sucks all on her own. Siggy gives it to her straight, yeah you were hitting trigger points to make her blow up, and she was too.
Teresa doing yoga, giving us more unnecessary butt shots but today is a big because gets to take her ankle monitor off. Milania and Audriana are spying on their parents in the bathroom discussing the possibilities of being able to take a bath again together. Gross. Audriana is sad her mom still has to work, that’s a fairly normal response for her age. But Joe tells her let me show you a bad day and tries to kick her under the bed. Teresa tells Joe he needs to be more gentle. I feel like Joe attended my MIL’s school of parenting, with his physical aggression and lack of empathy.
Melissa and Jac meet up, starts off well. Jac relays to Melissa that they started talking and things just got out of hand. Melissa immediately lets her know that she’s pissed she contacted Joe Gorga and got him involved because he never said that Jac couldn’t be trusted but that about her. Since she and Jac are friends, Melissa feels that Jac should have come to her first.
I do what I want, when I want
Jac says no I don’t have to do that I can call him if I want to he’s my friend too and you don’t need to be his voice.
I don’t know what your guys rules are for married friends and everyone varies on this but I am going to have to agree with Melissa on this point. If a spouse says that’s not cool that you contact my husband/wife, you don’t do it, period. The one thing I have noticed about Jac in my maxing on RHONJ is that she NEVER SAYS SHES SORRY OR TAKES ACCOUNTABILITY FOR HER ACTIONS, EVER IN EVERY SINGLE SEASON. She is like a broken fucking record about everyone else owning up to their wrongdoings but the minute someone says something about her and her faults she says no, you’re wrong, justifies her actions, argues her point to death or she cries. She is either really, really cunning or the patron saint of victim hood.