Hello Trashies! I hope you had a great Halloween and/or a Dia de los Muertos. I spent mine wrapping ninety 2nd graders in toilet paper in what was supposed to be a “fun” math mummy game that quickly turned into spin as fast as you can while wrap you up and then trick-or-treating. In true Chicagoan spirit, my big one went dressed as Cubs player Anthony Rizzo. We have always been Cubs fans so every game of this World Series we have been watching with bated breath, not unlike our ladies of Jersey who have been wawaiting for Hurricane Jacqueline to blow over.
The episode leaves off where we ended the last time getting ready for the fashion show. Siggy and Delores still in the car discussing what is going on with Jacqueline and her paranoid state of being. Jacqueline has been mad mouthing and making the calls, that Delores set her up for the ladies night out and then called making it look like she was a no show. #RHWPROBLEMS
Delores says that she didn’t call her to see why she wasn’t there or coming she called her to let include her and let her know that she was thinking of her at this event. She says if you were really her friend then you should know that she wouldn’t do that.
She had better stop where she is and cut the shit
Melissa is working her models down the runway. She admits that she has no idea how to run a fashion show. Why didn’t she hire someone then? Melissa really needs to learn to delegate because she is giving them crazy advice like move to the beat and Tre is telling one of them to give more lip. Um excuse me everyone knows fashion modeling is all in the smize, right Tyra.
For Melissa this is all about the social media posts to boost sales.
Jac is STILL at home with her emotional interpreter Chris who is helping her through her scene by mean of verbalizing her hand movements
What do you say Madame
And
Reading her notes
Hmmmmmmm how convenient she is too ill to attend any full cast events since her t-shirt bomb. Chris ever the so helpful idiot says that this thing with Delores makes him think that some of her friends may not be such good friends and Marcel Marceau agrees.
Back at the fashion show Joey G and Tre are discussing who is coming to the event and Joe brings up Jac to, which Tre has some word vomit to toss on the fire. She says to me, she is Osama bin laden, well that certainly explains why it took so long to find him… he kept changing his face with plastic surgery
Everyone starts to arrive and it’s all the usual suspects Robyn and Christina, Kathy and creeper Richie…
There he goes with his tongue
Robyn and Christina stand at the bar with Joe and Tre discussing what else…. Is Jac going to be there? Richie and Kathy have an awkward greet with Tre at the bar. Richie actually not being awful says what I do here do I hug you do we shake hands and Tre is like “snort” what do you usually do…. Um Tre you just told these people you don’t want anything to do with them, forgive them that they aren’t sure if they should kiss your ring or spit. Teresa makes it as awkward as possible for all standing there and excuses herself to go greet someone else when Kathy inquires how she is doing. She immediately walks away and goes to find Melissa who is sitting by herself on the stairs trying to write a speech. Once she is out of ear shot Richie takes the opportunity to piss on Tre and tell Joey Gorga that’s its been a year since he’s seen her and she looks old. Teresa spends a few seconds asking her about that and then launches into a tirade about everyone there and feeling sad that Joe has been gone a whole week. This reminds me that one of Jac’s chief complaints about Tre in a past season is that is always ALL ABOUT HER. Here this is supposed to be Melissa’s big moment of the whole season after playing second fiddle to Tre all season and Tre still finds away to make it all about her because its her first event without Joe.
Siggy and Delores arrives the blond behind says it all
Delores and Kathy step to the side to have a conversation about what’s going on with Jac. Delores shows her the receipts on her phone and Kathy is like yeah but you know she love you right. As if that’s a good excuse to let people treat you, however they want and accuse you of shit whenever they feel like it. Then Teresa walks up and instantly it’s so awkward she asks if she should leave. They both say no but you can tell they want her to peace out immediately. Delores explains she is telling Kathy her side of the story on why Jac is mad at her for Ladies Night and then Teresa word vomits all over the conversation.
SNORT JACQUELINE, whatapsychoandevilpersonamirite
Kathy says she is not a terrible person and you know that while Delores just walks away.
She walked away and I guess I am too.
Melissa psyches her models up but telling them identify their queen and be her out there on the runway.
I like that this bitch runs a tight bolso (purse) game and always keeps it close by her side
Teresa walks right into Siggy who tells her that she wants to have all the ladies over for a nice peaceful lunch to they can talk out their issues and you know maybe cry. Teresa ask if she has insurance. Oh you!