I think most of us agree that this show is in need of some shaking up… or at least some bitch slapping. I think most of us agree that certain commenters are in need of the same thing. As such, let’s hold hands and take another stroll through the train wreck we like to call Dance Moms. Abby is not happy about last week’s 3rd place loss. This week they are going to Ohio and will be competing against Crazy Cathy. Christi worries that Abby’s level of crazy will increase too. I don’t consider Abby crazy. Fat, disgusting, evil, manipulative… yes. Crazy… no. But before we get to that, Abby needs to emotionally rape the girls first. Starting with Payton and her hair meltdown from last week. This puts her at the bottom of the pyramid. Next is Brooke, who missed 4 beats of choreography during the group dance. Brooke responds with the now famous “Brooke don’t give a sht” attitude. Nia follows because she is not a performer. She was given a solo, and while she wasn’t awful, she didn’t provide Abby with the win she needed to justify her awful existence. Mack is in the basement as well because she was fooling around in the dressing room. I wish they had some footage of that. Mack goofing around sounds a lot more entertaining than Payton ugly crying. Paige starts off the middle row. She was part of the winning trio. But she wasn’t the best part of the trio. Kendell locks in with the coveted “middle of the road” spot. She was part of the trio, but she could have done better. Chloe is awarded the first loser spot. She did well in the trio, but she’s just not Madi. Pages: 1 2345
I think most of us agree that this show is in need of some shaking up… or at least some bitch slapping. I think most of us agree that certain commenters are in need of the same thing. As such, let’s hold hands and take another stroll through the train wreck we like to call Dance Moms. Abby is not happy about last week’s 3rd place loss. This week they are going to Ohio and will be competing against Crazy Cathy. Christi worries that Abby’s level of crazy will increase too. I don’t consider Abby crazy. Fat, disgusting, evil, manipulative… yes. Crazy… no. But before we get to that, Abby needs to emotionally rape the girls first. Starting with Payton and her hair meltdown from last week. This puts her at the bottom of the pyramid. Next is Brooke, who missed 4 beats of choreography during the group dance. Brooke responds with the now famous “Brooke don’t give a sht” attitude. Nia follows because she is not a performer. She was given a solo, and while she wasn’t awful, she didn’t provide Abby with the win she needed to justify her awful existence. Mack is in the basement as well because she was fooling around in the dressing room. I wish they had some footage of that. Mack goofing around sounds a lot more entertaining than Payton ugly crying. Paige starts off the middle row. She was part of the winning trio. But she wasn’t the best part of the trio. Kendell locks in with the coveted “middle of the road” spot. She was part of the trio, but she could have done better. Chloe is awarded the first loser spot. She did well in the trio, but she’s just not Madi. Pages: 1 2345