Trash Talkin’
Live from the Badger Network! Hello Trashmi! What fun! Now you can have some entertaining discussions around our water cooler instead of having to hear AGAIN about that fugly coworker’s hysto. Oh the...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story: Coven Stevie is in da house!!!
Dude, two words: SPF 30Ok, where did we leave off with this shite storm? Let’s see, it was so long ago. After her salon got shot up, Marie stopped by to broker a truce with Fi regarding the Witch...
View ArticleMillionaire Matchmaker Recap: They All Need Glasses
Why are you chasing after someone to make a point, Patti? What a screechy hag. Dollars to donuts she tripped over her broom.
View ArticleProject Runway All-Stars Finale! – U.N. Fashionable
You guys – we finally made it. After countless meaningless challenges (I still refuse to care that Pantone releases a color of the year and Marge Simpson needs a date night dress) we have made it to...
View ArticleThe Taste Recap: No Gold Star For You
Previously, on the Taste, the auditions were “eventful” (as per the narrator) and the teams are complete (in their awkwardness). Tonight the four kitchens go head to head and the cook that gives the...
View ArticleDance Moms Recap: Two Can Play This Game and Do. Not. Correct. Me.
I think most of us agree that this show is in need of some shaking up… or at least some bitch slapping. I think most of us agree that certain commenters are in need of the same thing. As such, let’s...
View ArticleCrappy Commercials: One on One with Mario Lopez
I’m sure you all know cryogenic perma-cutie Mario Lopez, thanks to his stints on Extra, Dancing with the Stars, and Saved By The Bell (or Kids Incorporated, depending on your age). Well there’s good...
View ArticleReal World: Burger Grease and Bear Sex
What might happen to your brain by the end of the season. Hola, Trashy McTrashersons! Plockness monster here, filling in to recap the premiere episode. If I were to guess, ratings have declined...
View ArticleDownton Abbey: Episode 1 Part 2 – Everybody plots sometimes.
When we left Downton Mary had accepted that occasionally you have to acknowledge other people’s feelings, Edith was performing a tonsillectomy on a married man in a restaurant, and Lord Grantham was...
View ArticleCouples Therapy Recap: Do I see a 5150 in your future?
Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Manners!Howdy, Trashmii, and welcome to episode 2 of the most important mental health program ever. Oh, by the way we’re still in day 1. Most folks have headed to bed, but...
View ArticleMinicap: Sister Wives
Hey, sailor, want to play Sister Wives? You can be the big strong husband! Howdy, Trashmii! This ep was all about Aspyn’s and Mariah’s graduations. What would the party include? Where would it be?...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners and Nominations
Good morning on this first Monday of 2014. Where did the year go? Really, where did the weekend go? Holy Badgers, Trahmii! Ties all over the place this week. Let’s see, shall we? Tied for first place...
View ArticleTrash Talkin’
Good Monday morning, Trashmii. Isn’t Matthew Mcconaughey just the absolute sweetest husband evah? A shoutout to his wife for getting up with him at 4:00 a.m. while he was filming was just so awe...
View ArticleMob Wives Recap: Some Strippers to Ease the Pain
I love this show, Trashies! I think it al boils down to Big Ang (yay!). She is so over the top while being so level headed.We pick up in Vegas. The women have decided to go to racing and Drita and...
View ArticleThe Good Wife Recap: The Art of the Double-Cross
Ay Trash Nation! How ’bout this bunch of slimeballs and beleaguered nitwits?! Pretty much everyone is on their game this week, but some are a couple of moves ahead, which makes for some delightful...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Minicap: Leggo My Croissant!
Hola Trashies! My apologies for the lateness of last week’s recap, I promise this week’s full recap will be up by Friday at the LATEST! So let’s talk about this week shall we? Apparently GG and her...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Recap: Diamond Water Disaster
Hola Trashies! Well, can you believe it? Asa’s idiot Diamond Water launch is here! And if you thought that a “Launch Party” for a friggin bottle of water could not be more ridiculous, you’d be...
View ArticleFace Off Recap: That Beast is a Beauty
You guys! It’s time for the newest season of Face Off! I go to a lot of sci-fi/fantasy conventions (of course I do) and one of my favorite things to do is talk to makeup/special effects artists and ask...
View ArticleThe Bachelor: Bitches Be Crazy!
Hello, again, Trashies! Last week, on The Bachelor, we met some “kind of” crazies. Over all, the girls were pretty boring. Also, I’ve come to the conclusion that JP just might be straight-up stupid....
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