Last week, Chanel fought a giant, Ashlee called Joey a bad person and Amanda’s Drink Hanky party was almost ruined…by the product itself. Amanda, Erica and Joey meet to pretend that they work out on a regular basis. Joey shares with them that she can not believe Ashlee would call her a bad person. According to Joey a bad person is a man with a white bag of candy. I’m going to assume she means a coke dealer because there is never anything wrong with actual candy. Amanda: I can’t sit down. Jeff will kill me if I get his shorts dirty. Amanda and Erica let Joey know that Ashlee sent texts to both of them stating that Joey isn’t really their friend. They think Ashlee looks down on South Shore Joey so I guess most of you were right. Joey thinks it’s vindictive and typical North Shore behavior. Joey is going to meet her to settle things. Chanel goes to Rabbi Cohen to discuss her meltdown. She says she was an angry robot who couldn’t express herself. I feel like there’s a Johnny/Chanel No. 5 joke in here but it’s too hot to put it together. Her rabbi says that some people will bring out the worst in you i.e. Bravo, Andy Cohen, Bravo cameramen, Bravo craft services etc….but it’s up to her to show restraint. Chanel, perpetual victim she is, turns it into her feeling bad for standing up for herself. Rabbi Cohen can’t blame her though because “being a Jew is hard…” I thought being a spoiled, whiny, single, envious thirty year old was pretty hard but I guess not eating pork and owning everything is hard too. Chanel finally gets to the meat of the issue which is that she’s an old, single hag who’s younger sister is getting married soon. Rabbi Cohen says to look at what her people have been through. I started to get inspired because I was ready to hear about the intestinal fortitude of the Jews but instead it devolved into him saying that she’s a strong princess and some lucky guy will find her. What?! That was the meaning of getting lost in the desert and the Holocaust? To become husband seeking princesses? “40 years in the desert and no eyeliner? I always feel so bad when I shmear on an extra coat on knowing they had to suffer.” Erica and Rob are house hunting because they’re a well-adjusted, solid couple. Also, she’s a virgin and he respects himself. Rob is living on a boat and sitting on cash so Erica thinks they should get a house. She’s almost sold until she spots a rooster over the stove. | “Did Gretchen Rossi live here?” Erica says she’d prefer a fat, Italian man over her stove. I choose to believe that she must be listening to Watch What Crappens and threw that in as an inside joke for the rest of us. Erica starts getting nervous at the idea of living [...]
Last week, Chanel fought a giant, Ashlee called Joey a bad person and Amanda’s Drink Hanky party was almost ruined…by the product itself. Amanda, Erica and Joey meet to pretend that they work out on a regular basis. Joey shares with them that she can not believe Ashlee would call her a bad person. According to Joey a bad person is a man with a white bag of candy. I’m going to assume she means a coke dealer because there is never anything wrong with actual candy. Amanda: I can’t sit down. Jeff will kill me if I get his shorts dirty. Amanda and Erica let Joey know that Ashlee sent texts to both of them stating that Joey isn’t really their friend. They think Ashlee looks down on South Shore Joey so I guess most of you were right. Joey thinks it’s vindictive and typical North Shore behavior. Joey is going to meet her to settle things. Chanel goes to Rabbi Cohen to discuss her meltdown. She says she was an angry robot who couldn’t express herself. I feel like there’s a Johnny/Chanel No. 5 joke in here but it’s too hot to put it together. Her rabbi says that some people will bring out the worst in you i.e. Bravo, Andy Cohen, Bravo cameramen, Bravo craft services etc….but it’s up to her to show restraint. Chanel, perpetual victim she is, turns it into her feeling bad for standing up for herself. Rabbi Cohen can’t blame her though because “being a Jew is hard…” I thought being a spoiled, whiny, single, envious thirty year old was pretty hard but I guess not eating pork and owning everything is hard too. Chanel finally gets to the meat of the issue which is that she’s an old, single hag who’s younger sister is getting married soon. Rabbi Cohen says to look at what her people have been through. I started to get inspired because I was ready to hear about the intestinal fortitude of the Jews but instead it devolved into him saying that she’s a strong princess and some lucky guy will find her. What?! That was the meaning of getting lost in the desert and the Holocaust? To become husband seeking princesses? “40 years in the desert and no eyeliner? I always feel so bad when I shmear on an extra coat on knowing they had to suffer.” Erica and Rob are house hunting because they’re a well-adjusted, solid couple. Also, she’s a virgin and he respects himself. Rob is living on a boat and sitting on cash so Erica thinks they should get a house. She’s almost sold until she spots a rooster over the stove. | “Did Gretchen Rossi live here?” Erica says she’d prefer a fat, Italian man over her stove. I choose to believe that she must be listening to Watch What Crappens and threw that in as an inside joke for the rest of us. Erica starts getting nervous at the idea of living [...]
